So today some really religious people came on to the UW Stout campus and started yelling at us and telling us we are all going to hell and then one of the guys called this girl a whore for wearing short shorts and this is what her boyfriend did
“I heard you party on the weekends
They say you’ve got a reputation
You’re a party girl
You’re nothing like a party girl
And then I saw you on the weekend
You were the center of attention
I’m sorry, girl
You’re nothing but a party girl
Hey girl, who’s your flavor of the week this time?
Oh he must be pretty nice
But I wouldn’t be suprised if sweet turns into sour
Hey girl, do you remember back
when we were only this tall?
And so big, we were so small
What happened to the passionate girl
That swore to me wouldn’t become part of a sorority?”
So far my ideas are Luna, Lolita, Riley, Lola, Cosmo, Cora, Coral, Nala, Rum Chata, Piper, Zora, Waffles, Cupcake, Effie, Smudge, and Aurora.